above: *GOAT emoji*
I felt like writing this and you're reading it so there's that. Cue the NFL Films music aaaaaandd.....
NFC East
As per usual the Redskins / Commies (why are we calling them this now?) are a mediocre-at-best disaster of a team and won't be winning the division in 2025. Same with the Giants. The talent just isn't there, regardless of what they do in the draft. (I then flip a coin) Looks like the Eagles are winning the division even though this blog is based in Dallas.
NFC South
This probably isn't a controversial opinion but the addition of Kirk Cousins makes the Falcons a real thing. Bow down to your new 10-7 division winner.
NFC North
When will the NFL step in and do something about the Bears as a franchise. Anyway. I hate to pick the same team that won the division last year but the Lions are objectively the most talented team in the division and have the best QB.
NFC West
Again there just isn't enough to suggest any team has made enough of a jump in the offseason, regardless of the draft, to overthrow the 9ers as division champs. The 9ers are currently favored to win the Super Bowl. Do the math.
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AFC West
See the above NFC West 2025 Preview but replace "9ers" with "Chiefs". THE CHIEFS WILL THREE PEAT THIS YEAR SCREENCAP THIS.
AFC North
Sigh. Uh. The Bengals or something I dunno.
AFC South
Why are all these teams so bad except the Texans. The CJ Stroud tape is real.
AFC East
GIVE ME THE JETS BECAUSE WE GOTTA GET WACKY.
NFC East
As per usual the Redskins / Commies (why are we calling them this now?) are a mediocre-at-best disaster of a team and won't be winning the division in 2025. Same with the Giants. The talent just isn't there, regardless of what they do in the draft. (I then flip a coin) Looks like the Eagles are winning the division even though this blog is based in Dallas.
NFC South
This probably isn't a controversial opinion but the addition of Kirk Cousins makes the Falcons a real thing. Bow down to your new 10-7 division winner.
NFC North
When will the NFL step in and do something about the Bears as a franchise. Anyway. I hate to pick the same team that won the division last year but the Lions are objectively the most talented team in the division and have the best QB.
NFC West
Again there just isn't enough to suggest any team has made enough of a jump in the offseason, regardless of the draft, to overthrow the 9ers as division champs. The 9ers are currently favored to win the Super Bowl. Do the math.
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AFC West
See the above NFC West 2025 Preview but replace "9ers" with "Chiefs". THE CHIEFS WILL THREE PEAT THIS YEAR SCREENCAP THIS.
AFC North
Sigh. Uh. The Bengals or something I dunno.
AFC South
Why are all these teams so bad except the Texans. The CJ Stroud tape is real.
AFC East
GIVE ME THE JETS BECAUSE WE GOTTA GET WACKY.
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